My husband works at Home Office. This means that I have the right to treat your workers like ***. Every time I don't get my own way I tell my husband about my experiences. He usually talks to the manager and gets me what I want. Since he is just a janitor and has no impact on the store in general he usually has to please the manager by giving him a BJ.
However recently he got a STD and now he refused to have sexual relationships with managers to get me what I want. Unfortunately I had to divorce him because now I can't lie to the cashiers into giving me half my purchases for free and 75 percent off the rest because he refuses to step up to the plate and help me out. Because of you not giving in to my needs, helping me while you are on break we are divorced.
Formally Mrs Lea.
Product or Service Mentioned: Walmart Manager.