I don't think I did a good enough parody of you folks when I was doing that. I must let you know as a former Walmart worker, we do not price match every item.
We are not under any obligation to price match any item just like we are under no obligation to serve you. Quite frankly, when I worked for Walmart there were a number of customers that I wished they had just kicked out.
You know, the white trash welfare cheat with 5 kids who tries to scam us out of items. We have enough loyal customers, losing your piddly $5 won't mean anything to us.