I work for Home office for Walmart and they don't get good benefits. Every other day I need to see my shrink because of the woman I married.
These sessions cost so much money. To top it off I can no longer afford to feed my wife and myself because I really need these sessions. My wife is the one who makes me need to see my shrink. She always goes around in the stores telling everyone that I work at Home Office and that if they don't give in to her unreasonable demands that I would fire them.
Everyone in all the stores in United States, and some stores in Canada and some in Germany know me as the man who married the psycho. My wife complains to home office everyday, sometimes twice a day, sometimes more and I am laughed at because of this. Walmart pays 90 percent of my benefits but that is not enough with the amount of psychological help that I need just being married to my wife.
If the condom never broke I would never have married her. I used to have children but she ate them.