I did not mean to steal. You see the voices in my head told me to steal.
They told me that if I did not hide the merchandice in my backpack that the rat people will get me. Besides I was not the one stealing it was Jamey. Jamie was not in my head when security picked me up. Larry was.
I told them my name was Larry because that is who was in my head at the time. It was not Larry who told me to steal however it was Brad. Brad ran away from my head just like Jamie did. The security office asked me for my name and I said Larry because he was in my head at the time.
He got real mad and said that my ID said that my name was Max Brown. I told him Max Brown only comes on Wednesdays.
He arrested me on Tuesday. Please drop the charges I did not steal in the first place Jamie did and Jamie only did it because the voices in his head told him to steal or else the rat people will kill him.