I went to buy chocolates today for Valentines Day because they would be 50 percent off. I wanted to buy one for my wife and one for my girlfriend.(The one whom I see when I tell my wife my boss called me in to do extra work).
Both like the same brand of Chocolate. I saw that there was none on the shelf. I asked an employee if they would be getting more in. They said no since it is a Valentines Day chocolate they just have what is on the shelf.
She then found one for me that was out of place. One, I needed two. I guess this means that either my wife or girlfriend is angry at me because I forgot about them. I guess I only get to score once this weekend.
Now before you go around telling me that I should have bought them before hand and paid full price, frankly none of them are worth paying full price over, and if they get angry that I did not pay full price for their chocolates well I guess I will be buying them a vibrator so that they can go f**k themselves.