Been really hot in Chicago lately but at my local Walmart a family named the Bundys have decided to move into the frozen department because they don't have air conditioning at home and they knocked their whole neighborhoods electricity out when they bought some cheap old fan from World War II. Well the two males are constantly going around hitting on women while the females sit around lounging all day.
They have managed to trick the management into thinking they are working for security. They even framed an old lady for stealing. Now they won a shopping spree by being a one millionth customer. They cut in line in front of their neighbor Marcy.
I saw them. They are 1,000,001 and get nothing. Not right...but I hear they settled to compete with Marcy for the shopping spree. Al has even made a special supercart for the race.
Peggy will use a super scooter to ride along and eat Bon bons and watch Oprah re-runs on her smartphone.
How innovative. I wish I could get away with doing that.
Reason of review: Other customers.