I bought condoms from your store. One of them broke and nine months later out popped little Johnny. I asked for a refund and I was refused.
I went to the doctor with my girlfriend and first he handed me a book saying
"congratulations you are pregnant"(he gave that book to my girlfriend)
When I told him I am not married he was like "oh is that true. I was like well duh I am 12. Then he handed me another book this one was titled.
"So you ruined your life."
Yeah I know this is a dumb complaint but hey, everyone else is writing dumb complaints about how they were stiffed when in turn it was them doing the scamming. Why can't I post a review that is just as dumb as everyone elses.
There he is my dumb complaint. Some of your complaints are just as silly and if not worse than this one.