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Walmart Checkout Line Song! Check it out on Sound Cloud!

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Verse 1: People wear clothes that fit too tight

Pajamas with cowboy boots

Big bellies & behinds

Showing their tattoos

Some make friends while waiting

Some get in a fight

There’s always time for drama

In the Wal-Mart checkout line

Chorus 1: Thirty lanes in every store

They only open three

An angry line is wrapped around

The carts of socks and cheese

People don’t speak English

Many come here fried

I’ve spent over half my life in the Walmart checkout line

Turnaround

Verse 2: Flipping through tabloid papers

While a baby somewhere screams

There’s 400 items, on the cart in front of me

Of all the three lanes open

They’re 20 items or less

Forty people in one *** lane

And our cashier just left

Chorus 2: Thirty lanes in every store

They only open three

An angry line is wrapped around

Carts of bread and flat screens

A kid is somewhere screaming

I’m about to lose my mind

I feel like a hostage in the Walmart checkout line

Chorus break

Verse 3: Ice cream’s melting on my lingerie

My pizza’s done thawed out

The cashier always mashes my bread

My lettuce is turning brown

I think I need a discount

Or get paid for my time

To stand in line with drunks & nuts, in the Walmart checkout line

Chorus 3: Thirty lanes in every store

They only open three

An angry line is wrapped around

The beer & toilet seats

A new lane finally opened

And someone passed me blind

I think I’m gonna kill someone in the Walmart checkout line

Think my bladder’s gonna burst

Walked out & left my cart

There’s only one place worse than ***, the Walmart checkout line

Product or Service Mentioned: Walmart Cashier.

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fckbigbusiness
#861277

Totally agree. Walmart stores in general have turned into total sewers.

They seriously dont give a dam anymore.

Their motto should be come in give us all your money and leave. Of course thats usually the case when a business is owned by someone thats nothing more than a drunken drug head.

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