This week you had the anniversary sale. One of the items you had on sale was charmin toilet paper.
My friends and I bought a few packs because they were cheap. Let me tell you it is a great idea to sell toilet paper right before Halloween. My friends and I are planning to have a little fun this Halloween with the toilet paper that we bought from your store.
I just have one request.
Next year can you have eggs and spray paint on sale because to be honest egging and spray painting someones house when they don't give you candy is a lot more fun than TPing their house.