(my mother and i were shopping for some supplies to make easter baskets. we couldn't find the chocolate bunnies, so i stopped an employee to ask.)
Me: "Excuse me, where do you keep the chocolate bunnies?"
Me: (gesturing bunny ears with my hands) "Bunnies, the chocolate kind; you put them in baskets?
Employee:"Que? En Espanol por favor."
Me:(incredibly iritated, this is the 3rd time i've had this type of problem at this store.) "vacaciones! chocolate vacaciones! i no deberÃan tener que hablar *** usted en espaÃ±ol! esta es mi patria! Cursos de InglÃ©s!"
Employee:oh, conejitos de chocolate, nave 13, el hombre
Mom:"No! in english!
Employee:"Lo siento, pero no hablan InglÃ©s"
Me:"C'mon, mom, we'll just get up early tomorrow so the kids don't wake up without baskets."