I want to manage Walmart.
Under my leadership Walmart workers would actually do something called WORK. They wouldn't take a jillion breaks, they wouldn't chat with their friends on the salesfloor, and they would come right to the customer's attention when they called on them and answer all of their questions truthfully and with a smile on their face the whole time.
I would just take out their breakroom and I would forbid all talking between associates. They are there to serve us. They are our servants.
I am sick and tired of it being the other war around. I am a nurse and I make $80,000 a year.