Walmart would not protect me!
I was at the local Walmart when I heard some crazy lady yelling about being a registered nurse and how she made 90k a year. I told her to shut up. Later that night someone raped my cat. I know it was her and Walmart would not do ANYTHING about it!!!!!
P.S. Yes its fake, made to point out that fact that over half the reviews on this site are trolls or morons.
As I need to make this at least 100 words, here is a joke for you
Two peanuts walk into a bar.One was a salted. *Insert Rim Shot*